Pick up a turd... by the CLEAN end?!

So I am supposed to be being productive.... but instead I am cruising Facebook and updating my blog. In an ode to that, I am totally plagerizing something my cousin Matt had as a status. It was too good to pass up...


"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical, liberal minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." Unknown author

Well said, Mr. Anonymous Author. Two Thumbs Up!