So I have a slight case of the doldrums... lots going on, but all in a pretty boring/normal kind of way ... soooo not too much to talk about.
So here is another funny... swiped from an email my sis sent me...
* Life is sexually transmitted.
* Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
* Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
* Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
* Some people are like a Slinky ... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
* Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
* All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism..
* Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $0.30?
* In the '60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
* We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America , but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.
*When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.
Semester Success
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